I Thought I Have Heard Of It All

But this woman faked her own "slip and fall" accident at a supermarket in Sunrise, Florida.

Click here to read the article and see the video.

The best part is seeing the woman literally dive into the olive oil on the floor.

"When she's falling, she's not falling backward, she's falling forward," said Diaz, "usually when it's a slip and fall, you tend to fall backward."

Diaz decided to do a little investigating on his own and rewound the surveillance tape back even more, and what he found surprised him. On the tape, the same woman, in the same aisle, minutes before her 'slip and fall' accident. On the tape, the woman appears to be trying to open a bottle of olive oil unsuccessfully. The woman puts it back on the shelf, leaves the aisle only to return a few moments later and pick up a new bottle. The tape shows her opening this bottle and pouring some of the oil onto the floor, then she puts the bottle back on the shelf and leaves the aisle.

Minutes later, she returns to aisle and 'slips' on the oil.

Looking for a New Job?

The European Space Agency (ESA) is looking for 12 people willing to take part in a human experiment - 17 months in an isolation tank on Earth. The experiment is meant to simulate what it is like to be on Mars. The pay is 120 Euros (or about $158) per day. You won't get much glory or rich by joining this crew. Your contact with the outside world is limited to a radio signal that is on a 40 minute delay.

If any space agency is going to send a group to Mars they first need to know if it is physically and psychologically possible. This simulation should help figure out if one could stay healthy and sane while doing tasks in a tight confined space for 17 months.

Hmm 520 days away from all this? Tempting...

If you are interested check out the application here.

Gossip Addiction

Finally the NY Daily News figured out what is wrong with all of us gossip hungry addicts.

We sit online all day clicking the celeb internet sites and then going home to watch Access Hollywood and then later read Star Magazine because we don't have a life!

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"I know people who are checking the blogs compulsively all day to see if there's any new news," she said. "Celebrity news gives you a kind of high. It feels like something exciting happened to someone you know. You feel like 'I'm in the know, I'm cool too because I'm keeping up with it.'

"Underneath these soft addictions, there's often a greater need - a hunger to be important, to matter, to belong, to be part of something," she said. "It tells you there's something missing in your life."

"You need to add things to your life that meet your deepest needs, replacing your celebrity addiction. By letting go, you gain back a sense of intimacy and closeness, more time, less mind-numbing activity," she said.

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Wow and I thought I was using celeb gossip to escape the insanity of my life. Now I am supposed to realize I actually have no life and that's why I am addicted? Geez this is hard to keep up with....I wonder what's going on with Britney right now....(clicks on DListed.com)

Rumor of the Day: Shar Jackson Pregnant with K-Feds 5th Baby

Shar Jackson (the momma of Kevin Federline's first 2 children) is rumored to be pregnant with Kevin's 5th kid (he had 2 with Britney). You may recall, Kevin left Shar for Britney while Shar was pregnant with Kevin's 2nd child.

Via DListed: “Shar wants to tell Kevin, but she keeps getting cold feet! She’s really scared of what he’ll say – if he’ll be excited or furious. What if he doesn’t want another kid?’ After all with her two, and Brit’s two, he’s got his hands full already! It would be Shar’s dream for them to get married and have another baby. She’d love to be living the family life with Kevin.” (from Star Magazine)

(This picture was taken during Thanksgiving 2006)

Oh, and Shar is now on a tv show called "Ex-Wives Club", where her, Marla Maples and Angie Everhart help women get over their ex-husbands. If this rumor is true, is she really the right person to be giving out advice to women still stuck on their ex's?

This probably happened while Britney was in rehab....oh so much drama!

UPDATE: Hmmm...Shar is denying it. Not true?

Drunken Pirates Beware!

If you saw the picture to the left on someone's Myspace page you wouldn't think twice about it. First of all, she has all her clothes on. Second, she a pirate - what's wrong with that?

Well, surprise surprise this picture cost Stacy Snyder, a teaching student at Millersville, her teaching certificate and downgraded her degree. All because of a little caption - "Drunken Pirate"

She was of legal drinking age the time the photo was taken but the school found the picture to be "unprofessional" and refused to award her a degree in education and the teaching certificate. Instead she was given a degree in English.

You have to be kidding me, right? This girl is freaking Mother Theresa compared to the skanks all over myspace. All because she said she was drunk? She is legally allowed to be drunk. Maybe they have something against Pirates?

(source)

Is He STILL Our President?

(Source)

Who Is Lily Allen?

I don't know who Lily Allen is or what kind of music she plays or if she is any good at all. But I did just read that she canceled a whole slew of US Tours and here is the reason she gave on her Myspace Blog for canceling the tour:

Hey Guys ,
I'm writing to tell you that I have cancelled many of my May and June tour commitments in America . The reason for this , is because my mummy and daddy are very rich , and I have never been in a position where i have actually had to do any hard work before . I thought that being a popstar meant going out getting trashed with famous people and sleeping in all day . The fact that this is not true has come as a huge dissapiontment to me , and as a result I am throwing the towel in .

No but seriously , I have been on tour with this album for a year now , I have fulfilled every commitment up to this point . I am tired , but more than that I don't think I have been giving my best performances recently . I have been getting really drunk because i've been so nervous about doing bad shows , and I don't want people spending money on a going to see a show that isnt the best it could be . I am not falling apart at the seems , I am not suffering with exhaustion , I am not pregnant , and I am not going to rehab . I will be here in America , promoting the album and also starting to write the second album , which I am beyond excited about . The LA and New York shows will still be happening , and I am still playing Coachella and Bonaroo and all the other festivals .

I'd like to apologise to anyone who has bought tickets , but you can get your money back , if you take 'em back to the place you bought them from .

Who says that? Seriously? That isn't a way to keep fans! Do you see Madonna getting tired? And she is like double your age!!!!

Hmmm...

We know the daddy of Anna Nicole's baby, Dannielynn, is Larry Birkhead. After all that anticipation, does anybody feel different today?

$358.40

Do you all remember my taste of insanity when it came to my washer/dryer combo LG High Efficiency Bullshit?

I made an appointment for someone to come take a look at it. They were too busy to come before yesterday, April 9.

So after telling them that the water wouldn't drain and that the error code said that the sensor was the problem, they had me shell out $69.95 for them to look at the garbage machine for 10 minutes and tell me exactly what I told them - the drain and the sensor need to be replaced. Wow what a shock!!!

The repairman couldn't give me any more information. Not how long. Not how much. Not anything.

So I waited to hear from the company to find out how much. Well lucky me it will cost $358.40 for parts, labor and tax. Are you kidding me? No way in hell am I going to spend that much on a machine I don't want to use. I don't even think I could resell it for that much!

What am I going to do? How do I get rid of this thing!??!?!?!

***UPDATE***
I decided to give it away for free. Thank you craigslist.

Deep Breaths

OK, we need to talk. I don't want to make you worried or anything - I just need to be serious for a second.

I NEED A FREAKING VACATION!!!

I think my eyes have officially rejected staring at a computer screen any longer. My fingers have gone on strike. My brain put up an "out to lunch" sign last week and hasn't been seen since.

Am I just bored? Perhaps. That is known to happen around these parts.

But I am starting to worry that unless there is some quality vacation time planned immediately I will be found insanely wandering Biscayne Blvd while talking to myself about the good times I used to have on Spring Break.

Idiot of the Week

Ever heard of Dine and Dash? You go into a restaurant, order food, run out before the bill.

Learn from our idiot of the week: The Gin and Tonic Bandit. Don't do that. Every week. For 5 weeks. At the same restaurant. On Wednesdays. And order the same thing each time. You will eventually get caught.

Or at least order something worth more than $25.96!

Aubrey Pregnant? With Diddy's Baby!?!?!?!

According to A Socialite's Life, Aubrey O'Day (From Making the Band 3 - Danity Kane) is Pregnant. And if this picture below is for real, she is not looking her normal hot self.

Well, the story doesn't end there. Word from around the Bad Boy water cooler is that Diddy could be the Daddy. According to the tipster:

"Everyone knows she had something going on with [Diddy]. It makes a lot of sense that he would be the father." But the tipster adds, "I really hope Diddy didn't [get her pregnant], because this could turn into a real mess ... imagine if she sued for [sexual] harassment."

I knew there was a reason I loved that show!

I doubt it is Diddy's baby (if she is really pregnant). She has a boyfriend - DJ Cassidy - and Diddy has been a bit preoccupied over the past few months with a new set of twins from another baby momma.

UPDATE:

Still no confirmation if Aubrey O'Day is Pregnant, but I did find other pictures of her from the same night. She doesn't look as bad as she does in the original picture (top of this post).

Link to all the pictures from that night - Aubrey O'Day at B2B After-Party at Marquee


Here she is with her boyfriend, DJ Cassidy:


MORE UPDATES:

Apparently Aubrey wants the world to know its a fake story and went to a store to play an April Fool's Joke on all of us. Check her out with all those pregnancy tests:

Convinced?

Check out the video of her shopping at Media Out Take.com - who didn't get the joke.

(2nd Update from Sandra Rose News)

Last Update (maybe?): The Final Word

Aubrey has released this statement to the press where she knocks down any rumors of her being pregnant:

Aubrey of DANITY KANE released the following statement today regarding rumors of her being pregnant.

" I am not pregnant. Recent rumors linking me to Sean Combs, CEO of my label Bad Boy Entertainment are completely untrue and ridiculous." (SOURCE)

So there you have it - she isn't pregnant. Maybe she just needs a better stylist.

Should Britney Own It?

It has been just about a month that Britney shaved her head. But everytime she is out in public she puts on some wig to cover it up.

Do you think she should own the baldness and not wear a wig? I think she should! I mean, she made the decision to shave it off so be who you are! Sure you can grow it out and we can all watch as it looks uneven or whatever - but just be yourself. Don't you know the public loves you no matter what?

The Oscars - As Best Week Ever Sees It

MOST LIKELY TO TAKE “MAKE YOURSELF COZY” WAY TOO SERIOUSLY

For more hilarious awards check out Best Week Ever's For Your Consideration At The Oscars.

Miami - The Mecca Of Madness

I think this guy got it right - down here in South Florida we are living under the influence of the "Weirdness Magnet"

(Thanks for the article Pinc)

Pillow Fight!

San Francisco Pillow Fight 2007

In San Francisco (Justin Herman Plaza) over 1000 people showed up to pummel each other with overstuffed pillows. This is looking like it is becoming a Valentine's Day tradition.

Check out a lot more photos and videos here.

OCD Much?

This car is so full of trash it caused the driver to get into an accident. Old coffee cups jammed her accelerator. She crossed three lanes of traffic on Route 28 and crashed into a pole and a car.


Imagine what her home looks like. After the car accident, the Police checked it out and there was so much garbage they had it condemned.

(Boing Boing)

Quote

"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

(I am trying to put some good use to the "Crazy People" tag)

this sounds like a lifetime movie plot

I used to entertain this delusion that if you attained a certain level of education and accomplishment, you would think twice before giving into flights of crazy like hacking into another's email, stalking, attempting to murder said stalkee 900 miles from your home, leaving most of the evidence in your car, and assuming that a wig and trench coat will keep you anonymous and allow you to return to your three children.

I was wrong.